STUPIDITY
For [SSJ]BuffaMax’s second adventure, Nyarurato brought Luckie’s hero down to Trickster Online in more ways than one. “In some ways this is a grittier, darker adventure than
The Red Rock Fire Mountian,” says Nyarurato. “Its also a lot more personal with some new revelations about BuffaMax’s past” Old enemies, new weapons and as much action as ever... Two whole months has passed since the last story about [SSJ]BuffaMax. But Nyarurato’s confident. “I think it’s been worth the wait.”
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This story is not only about the amount of stupidity you get to find in trickster players, but the amount of stupidity eventually available and could possibly threaten the entire Trickster community. In fact, this story is also made to predict the future of Trickster Online; and what could possibly be the end of our peaceful community as we had known before. Do note that in any scenario where stupidity occurs, none of it is made to be used against any member of the trickster community. Chapter One: BACK TO TRICKSTER It had been two months since the past event of looting. Even then, [SSJ]BuffaMax would never forget the moment of truth when he laid there on the hot rocky soil of Red Rock Fire Mountain (1) when the fact that he’s just a looter feeding on the scraps of equipment left behind by the higher-ups dawned on him. From then he had been trying to find the friends he left behind, the real friends that tried to lend him a hand when he’s in need. Most of them had deleted him off their Buddy Lists, but some of them remained. Now he’s of almost same level with them from the past few weeks of grinding at Path to Phantom School. Once weak, the now mighty [SSJ]BuffaMax stood before the statue of Megalopolis, now admiring the sights that greets him which he ignored the last time he had visited before portalling towards Caballa Relics. He’s now in the same guild as the rest of his buddies, who took him in after much persuasion. After much help in killing the one called Kaboom from the Caballa Relics dungeon, [SSJ]BuffaMax and his buddies sprinted out of the dungeon, feeling a much lighter mood as the air freshened around them. He then hand the job advancement badge over to Warrior Kei, who’s kindly waiting at Azteca, and took the ring that’s given to him.
He then felt like doing something, something he had never ever done before. He went together with his friends to Ceremonia, gave the waiting Bunny Maid a Pink Potion A and went into the arena where he’s greeted with tonnes of people who’ve some he had met at Red Rock Fire Mountain (1). Some of these people remembered him, yet many don’t. [SSJ]BuffaMax then took his first step into one of the places in Caballa Island where hundreds of players fell and quited for, the battle arena.
As he appeared into the semi deserted sandy arena, he watch as players after players get knocked out and thrown out of the sector. Tonnes of these players are way stronger than he is, where they ignored him and went on killing those who dares stand in their ways. Suddenly, in a fury of Magic Arrows, [SSJ]BuffaMax found himself the middle of a duel to the death with a Dragon. Though having the advantage of surprise, the dragon is outleveled by [SSJ]BuffaMax and soon in 7 more hits time, the dragon gotten himself knocked out. [SSJ]BuffaMax felt elated. It was his first ever battle and he WON. While running around the body of the recently knocked out dragon, he jeered and mocked his opponent with insultive language (2). His opponent respawned and re-entered the arena and tried, again with no success, to knock [SSJ]BuffaMax out. After a few more tries, the dragon gave up and called [SSJ]BuffaMax names and told him something about bringing in his Lv.127 Bunny. The dragon then left. Soon other characters around his level attempted to finish him off, exchanging a few blows here and there. But after awhile, the pattern is obvious. [SSJ]BuffaMax is emerging victorious no matter how hard they tried. He had the advantage against them and with his Pharaoh Equipment and he began to beat them up when they’re in sight. Though the occasional knock out here and there, [SSJ]BuffaMax soon knew the tricks in winning the battle. With his new Faint skill, he’s able to have streaks of kills in a go and from that time being onwards, [SSJ]BuffaMax became arrogant towards lower leveled characters.
He then went on against another player who claimed to be the same level as him. This player is what we now known as a MyHax user, a faithful yet stupid NTreev supporter who spent money on his or her equipment for an advantage against non MyHax users. The player; who is a Bunny, had just beaten him in just a hit from an uppercut. [SSJ]BuffaMax was shocked, and being beaten by a girl certainly dint help the mood he’s feeling now. He then went back and requested a rematch, where he tried again and again with no avail. This Bunny can’t possibly be around his level, he dint even have a chance against her! He then went back into the arena and requested party with the bunny and in shock and amazement, part humiliated from what he sees in the icon located left of the screen, that the bunny is 10 levels below him. He then asked the bunny about her equipments, for they look special compared with the rest of the lot. She replied that it’s from the MyShop section of the game, where tonnes of other players buy their higher leveled equipments or sell their points for lots of galders. [SSJ]BuffaMax then asked his guildmates upon how he can ever possibly get his hands on those Points. They replied that hes required to spend real money on it because it’s to control the amount of elite players (?) ingame. Through much questioning, [SSJ]BuffaMax realized that his country does not have any possible ways of getting MyShop points and even so if they do, he does not have enough money to spend on those things. He then placed a party bulletin about buying MyShop points and waited patiently for a reply. Soon someone came and offered him 1K MyShop points for 4 Million galders. It’s a fair exchange of points to galders to some, but for [SSJ]BuffaMax, it’s like giving fortunes away for just a few pieces of equipments. He then told the person if it’s possible to make it cheaper (3) and with luck, the person reduced the price to just 1K MyShop points for 2 Million galders. He then told [SSJ]BuffaMax to meet him in person at the Megalopolis Shop for the exchange in points.
After the request, and with much luck and persuasion from [SSJ]BuffaMax, the person sent the gift over and took [SSJ]BuffaMax’s galders. He then went back to the arena, fighting players that’s way higher level than himself. The boost of power soon gave [SSJ]BuffaMax an addiction which he could die for. He always stopped to taunt those that he had defeated upon and called those that he could never defeat as inferior products of nature (4). Soon, [SSJ]BuffaMax’s vocabulary is filled with words that most of us would never ever wish to hear, words that are filtered and abused in such ways that they come through the filter without being recognized by the program in charge of it (5). He cussed in all forms of ways, both by yelling and whispering. Soon, people left him alone to himself, where he jeered and laugh at them for being cowards. It was not surprising, as soon one of those that he had defeated took charge and used another character to knock him out, over and over again. [SSJ]BuffaMax was furious, how could this person that he had once defeated have such a powerful character? He then forced himself to spend 10 Million galders on a Lv.100 Box for the booster to push himself towards a much higher level. Soon, after a hundred and so levels, [SSJ]BuffaMax became one of the most detestable person ever to set foot in the Desert and Garden Arena. No one liked him much because of his behaviour. And so goes [SSJ]BuffaMax, the killer of all newbies and noobs that ever dares step foot in the arena. Free to roam and getting away with it, little did he know that karma is soon to catch up with him...
End of Chapter 1
*Number meanings:
(1) - Please read Red Rock Fire Mountain by Luckie
(2) - noooooooob/ go away you stupid noob, get out of pvp nub go level someore stupiit!11!1!!!!1
(3) - plz plzplz I no money plz make cheaper plz pls!!11!111
(4) - Noobs, who else do you think I'm talking about?
(5) - ldiot/ sh1t/ stup1d/ dumba55/ fcker/ etc.