"The Ruin a Wish" Forum Game!

[Äpathy]

Granted, but because your kitten died after getting hit by a car.

I wish Chaos tower didn't suck so hard.

[DSFARGEG]

Granted, but your computer exploded.
I wish to to have a pie which lets me have this wish get granted without side effects or bad luck and just let me have a pie to eat.

[Äpathy]

Granted but I used my jizz as the filling.

8D

I wish you would stop talking.

[Torikakae]

Granted, but now I'M gonna talk~

I wish for world peace~

[DSFARGEG]

Granted, but it was only for a day
I wish that there is no more replies after mine.

[Torikakae]

Granted, but I removed the word "not" in your wish.

I wish it was White Day again~

[DSFARGEG]

Granted, but every female became males on that day
I wish to be famous
regards,
Macky

[Torikakae]

Granted, number 1 on the FBI list.

I wish everyone in this world would go vegan~

[DSFARGEG]

Granted, but someone leaked some chemical which polluted every soil, thus no more veggies.

i wish for more troll targets.

[Torikakae]

Granted, but the fairy princess got mad that you shot all her slaves and now she's out to get you~

I wish for spaghetti~

[illhul]

granted, but you will drown under the one ton spaghetti u wished for.

i wish i can see what will happen to the guy trying to make a new record on MT.

[Torikakae]

Granted. Go over there, then over there, then a little bit that way, then over there. If you hit Mercury, you've gone too far. Don't get lost now~

I wish this button would work ---> http://www.mytrickster.net/forum/833297-post1.html

[Ildanach]

Granted, but it will show you the most grotesque image that will make you puke from your eyeball.

I wish I had something cool and sweet to drink.

[illhul]

granted, u'll get torikakae's puke.

i wish i can find my way back from mercury.. T_T

[Ildanach]

Granted, now you are in Mars.

I wish I could never get old.

[Torikakae]

Granted. You can't get things you already have~

I wish I can inherit the internet

[Br1cks]

Originally Posted by Torikakae

Granted, but you'll have eternal blackout as well~

I wish my kitten and my puppy won't fight anymore

supercharger for my car. :X

[Br1cks]

Granted, but you also inherit everything that comes with the internet, including spam, which kicks you in the n.uts every morning.

I wish there really was a universal remote for girlfriends.

[VorpalBunny]

Granted, but the only button on it that works is the Volume Up button.

I wish all vegans would disappear.

[Torikakae]

Granted, but so will the beef (cows are technically vegans, right?)~

I wish the Syringe would become a staple RPG weapon~