Stupidity

[Nyarurato]

STUPIDITY

For [SSJ]BuffaMax’s second adventure, Nyarurato brought Luckie’s hero down to Trickster Online in more ways than one. “In some ways this is a grittier, darker adventure than The Red Rock Fire Mountian,” says Nyarurato. “Its also a lot more personal with some new revelations about BuffaMax’s past” Old enemies, new weapons and as much action as ever... Two whole months has passed since the last story about [SSJ]BuffaMax. But Nyarurato’s confident. “I think it’s been worth the wait.”


AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This story is not only about the amount of stupidity you get to find in trickster players, but the amount of stupidity eventually available and could possibly threaten the entire Trickster community. In fact, this story is also made to predict the future of Trickster Online; and what could possibly be the end of our peaceful community as we had known before. Do note that in any scenario where stupidity occurs, none of it is made to be used against any member of the trickster community.


Chapter One:
BACK TO TRICKSTER


It had been two months since the past event of looting. Even then, [SSJ]BuffaMax would never forget the moment of truth when he laid there on the hot rocky soil of Red Rock Fire Mountain (1) when the fact that he’s just a looter feeding on the scraps of equipment left behind by the higher-ups dawned on him. From then he had been trying to find the friends he left behind, the real friends that tried to lend him a hand when he’s in need. Most of them had deleted him off their Buddy Lists, but some of them remained. Now he’s of almost same level with them from the past few weeks of grinding at Path to Phantom School. Once weak, the now mighty [SSJ]BuffaMax stood before the statue of Megalopolis, now admiring the sights that greets him which he ignored the last time he had visited before portalling towards Caballa Relics. He’s now in the same guild as the rest of his buddies, who took him in after much persuasion. After much help in killing the one called Kaboom from the Caballa Relics dungeon, [SSJ]BuffaMax and his buddies sprinted out of the dungeon, feeling a much lighter mood as the air freshened around them. He then hand the job advancement badge over to Warrior Kei, who’s kindly waiting at Azteca, and took the ring that’s given to him.

He then felt like doing something, something he had never ever done before. He went together with his friends to Ceremonia, gave the waiting Bunny Maid a Pink Potion A and went into the arena where he’s greeted with tonnes of people who’ve some he had met at Red Rock Fire Mountain (1). Some of these people remembered him, yet many don’t. [SSJ]BuffaMax then took his first step into one of the places in Caballa Island where hundreds of players fell and quited for, the battle arena.

As he appeared into the semi deserted sandy arena, he watch as players after players get knocked out and thrown out of the sector. Tonnes of these players are way stronger than he is, where they ignored him and went on killing those who dares stand in their ways. Suddenly, in a fury of Magic Arrows, [SSJ]BuffaMax found himself the middle of a duel to the death with a Dragon. Though having the advantage of surprise, the dragon is outleveled by [SSJ]BuffaMax and soon in 7 more hits time, the dragon gotten himself knocked out. [SSJ]BuffaMax felt elated. It was his first ever battle and he WON. While running around the body of the recently knocked out dragon, he jeered and mocked his opponent with insultive language (2). His opponent respawned and re-entered the arena and tried, again with no success, to knock [SSJ]BuffaMax out. After a few more tries, the dragon gave up and called [SSJ]BuffaMax names and told him something about bringing in his Lv.127 Bunny. The dragon then left. Soon other characters around his level attempted to finish him off, exchanging a few blows here and there. But after awhile, the pattern is obvious. [SSJ]BuffaMax is emerging victorious no matter how hard they tried. He had the advantage against them and with his Pharaoh Equipment and he began to beat them up when they’re in sight. Though the occasional knock out here and there, [SSJ]BuffaMax soon knew the tricks in winning the battle. With his new Faint skill, he’s able to have streaks of kills in a go and from that time being onwards, [SSJ]BuffaMax became arrogant towards lower leveled characters.

He then went on against another player who claimed to be the same level as him. This player is what we now known as a MyHax user, a faithful yet stupid NTreev supporter who spent money on his or her equipment for an advantage against non MyHax users. The player; who is a Bunny, had just beaten him in just a hit from an uppercut. [SSJ]BuffaMax was shocked, and being beaten by a girl certainly dint help the mood he’s feeling now. He then went back and requested a rematch, where he tried again and again with no avail. This Bunny can’t possibly be around his level, he dint even have a chance against her! He then went back into the arena and requested party with the bunny and in shock and amazement, part humiliated from what he sees in the icon located left of the screen, that the bunny is 10 levels below him. He then asked the bunny about her equipments, for they look special compared with the rest of the lot. She replied that it’s from the MyShop section of the game, where tonnes of other players buy their higher leveled equipments or sell their points for lots of galders. [SSJ]BuffaMax then asked his guildmates upon how he can ever possibly get his hands on those Points. They replied that hes required to spend real money on it because it’s to control the amount of elite players (?) ingame. Through much questioning, [SSJ]BuffaMax realized that his country does not have any possible ways of getting MyShop points and even so if they do, he does not have enough money to spend on those things. He then placed a party bulletin about buying MyShop points and waited patiently for a reply. Soon someone came and offered him 1K MyShop points for 4 Million galders. It’s a fair exchange of points to galders to some, but for [SSJ]BuffaMax, it’s like giving fortunes away for just a few pieces of equipments. He then told the person if it’s possible to make it cheaper (3) and with luck, the person reduced the price to just 1K MyShop points for 2 Million galders. He then told [SSJ]BuffaMax to meet him in person at the Megalopolis Shop for the exchange in points.

After the request, and with much luck and persuasion from [SSJ]BuffaMax, the person sent the gift over and took [SSJ]BuffaMax’s galders. He then went back to the arena, fighting players that’s way higher level than himself. The boost of power soon gave [SSJ]BuffaMax an addiction which he could die for. He always stopped to taunt those that he had defeated upon and called those that he could never defeat as inferior products of nature (4). Soon, [SSJ]BuffaMax’s vocabulary is filled with words that most of us would never ever wish to hear, words that are filtered and abused in such ways that they come through the filter without being recognized by the program in charge of it (5). He cussed in all forms of ways, both by yelling and whispering. Soon, people left him alone to himself, where he jeered and laugh at them for being cowards. It was not surprising, as soon one of those that he had defeated took charge and used another character to knock him out, over and over again. [SSJ]BuffaMax was furious, how could this person that he had once defeated have such a powerful character? He then forced himself to spend 10 Million galders on a Lv.100 Box for the booster to push himself towards a much higher level. Soon, after a hundred and so levels, [SSJ]BuffaMax became one of the most detestable person ever to set foot in the Desert and Garden Arena. No one liked him much because of his behaviour. And so goes [SSJ]BuffaMax, the killer of all newbies and noobs that ever dares step foot in the arena. Free to roam and getting away with it, little did he know that karma is soon to catch up with him...

End of Chapter 1

*Number meanings:
(1) - Please read Red Rock Fire Mountain by Luckie
(2) - noooooooob/ go away you stupid noob, get out of pvp nub go level someore stupiit!11!1!!!!1
(3) - plz plzplz I no money plz make cheaper plz pls!!11!111
(4) - Noobs, who else do you think I'm talking about?
(5) - ldiot/ sh1t/ stup1d/ dumba55/ fcker/ etc.

[xWitch]

Nice story! :3
I liked ♥
Based on our nowadays. D:

[Rydia]

lol dkjdgkfjdhgdkhfgkhfdgkjd

[VorpalBunny]

I lol and approve with my Luckie's Seal of Approval, which is really a red stamp reading 'FAIL', stamped in blue ink upside down. I'm too cheap to buy a second stamp, two wrongs make a right, and the first one gets used a lot more anyways D:

Don't forget to pepper [SSJ]'s speech with more !!11!1s and fantastic butchery of the English language, because he's really a noob at heart, with a heart of low quality brass. I would also suggest you never let him win, because part of the character's charm is claiming hollow victories that later leaves him downtrodden as a suffering pariah 8D

[Nyarurato]

Chapter Two:
VENGEANCE


It was four months later before the starting of all possible troubles start to link together to form possibly the most ultimate disaster EVER to strike Trickster Online. It’s all begins with a patch, and like all usual patches by NTreev, it’s mostly made of fail and filled with unexciting contents. As for today, they released a level 250 MyShop set, probably the most elite set ever to emerge on MyShop. Though [SSJ]BuffaMax wasn’t level 250 yet, he was amazed by the pure power flowing out of this new piece of equipment. To him, it’s probably what he needs to survive throughout Caballa Island. the second thing that’s almost, but not quite, as important as his own mother. He levelled towards the MyShop set, as if its beckoning him to get closer, get nearer. He went for 24 hours grinding sessions, calling those who quitted the party as idiots and newbies that don’t know how to train and whined on Forums about not being able to one hit kill the monsters he’s training on. He struggled with other players, together with the same mind and thought, slaughtered thousands of monsters and fought each other for experience. He’s now so focused on levelling that he din’t even bother about picking up his own loots, called those who looted his items as Noobs and tried his very best to kill them off by luring monsters. His hatred for Lions, gunner Foxes, arrow rushing Dragons, area damaging Sheep and the occasional card throwing Raccoon grew by leap and bounds. Often did he stop to call them names but mostly he’s focused in taking revenge by using his own area affecting skill to steal their kills. As soon, when he reaches level 251, he disassembled party (6) and left for Megalopolis. All these pure grinding costs money, and of course; it had taken its toll on the wallet of [SSJ]BuffaMax as he realized that he’s only left with a few million galders. He then went back to Red Rock Fire Mountain (1) and looted for galders. His mind is now so focused on the target that the rest of the world just died by.

Finally, he made JUST enough money before the next patch where NTreev’s removing the 250 equipment set. He went up to Megalopolis; place up a party bulletin on buying MyShop points and soon was approached by another character. This character, though was only Level 27, promised [SSJ]BuffaMax that he have points for sale. They then worked on the price of 1,000 MyShop points for 3.5 Million galders exchange. [SSJ]BuffaMax added the person on his Buddy List, and paid for the points. But to his shock and horror, the person ran away with his galders after deleting him off thier buddy list. This greatly angered [SSJ]BuffaMax and he spammed the official Trickster Forums with threads about being scammed by a Noob. But soon after, [SSJ]BuffaMax began to crave for the 250 sets all over again. Not having enough time to earn his money back for the set, he decided to do things the untruthful way. He placed a bulletin about buying the 250 MyShop set, waited for another MyShop seller and soon after a few hours of persuasion and pleading about being scammed and wanting to be gifted first (7), he soon ran off without paying for the equipments, laughing at the stupidity of the MyShop points seller. This soon became a habit, [SSJ]BuffaMax just scammed people who’s dumb enough not to realize that he’s a scammer. When any other person places Bulletin requests for MyShop points, he will be one of the first few characters to whisper about it. He’ll fight against them on the Bulletin Board, calling them scammers when in actual fact that he’s the one that scammed them. Soon, [SSJ]BuffaMax lost all his friends, most of them who use a fanbased forum that actually cares about scammers and list them out (8).

With the equipments he took untruthfully from the other players, and with ample luck from Nate, [SSJ]BuffaMax is now one of the strongest ever character to exist in the arena. He laughed at the pathetic attempts by other players when they tried to kill him. Beating them down without mercy, he’s now no longer a part of himself. To him, it’s more important to take the opposition down than to finish his dinner that’s waiting for him. More important to earn galders than to go outside to exercise and play. Playing is now even more important than sleep, which is a waste of time towards his thinking.

He went for the Chaoz Tower (9), the new tower where many players tried their best to reach the top, beaten it and boasted it throughout the forums with screenshots. He laughed at the rest who complained that the tower was difficult, and told them that by scamming is the only way for them to even have a hope of winning. Soon, the stupider and much more idiotic percentage of the community (10) begun their scamming craze. Trickster is now a scammer’s paradise, where thousands and thousands of players go around scamming the unwary. The cases of players getting scammed increased dramatically and NTreev staffs tried to keep up with the unbelievable amounts of 1:1 requests about banning scammers. This resulted in thousands, if not millions, of innocent players getting banned (11). Players that gotten themselves unlawfully banned sent in their own 1:1 requests, and soon the entire channel gotten itself jammed up because of the massive amounts of 1:1 being sent to the headquarters of USA NTreev.

NTreev finally decided on a simple but efficient way of ending this mess, by removed gifting from the next patch onwards. This causes tonnes of unhappy players to riot against NTreev, and the stupidity of the lot is undeniably incredible. Tonnes of players boycotted NTreev and refuse to buy any prepaid cards or points. The revenue of USA NTreev plunged rock bottom and they soon ran out of money for the upkeeping of the servers. Trickster will have to be closed down, or NTreev will start losing their hard earned cash.

Just before Trickster Online closed, the half angered, half shocked and all unhealthy [SSJ]BuffaMax stared at his computer screen. He had spent a total of 2 years on the game and now they’re deleting his elite buffalo because of cash?

[SSJ]BuffaMax died the next day from the pressure. Its all too much for his mind and body. But before he died, the failure which he called life flashed pass before him and he felt a pang of hopelessness and regret. Why was he so stupid to waste his life on a computer game? Why dint he make more friends online? Why, why why... With the whole sea of unanswered questions, [SSJ]BuffaMax left for the better, not even calling out as he sighed when life was whisked away from him right before first light of morning as the warm sun rays hit his cold hard lifeless face...

End of Chapter 2

*Number Meanings:
(6) - Royal Party 2.5x just recently formed
(7) - pzlplzplpzlz got scamdd pls gif 1st GF GF pls pls kin sir pls!!11!1
(8) - MyTrickster
(9) - In Chaoz Tower, the drill digs you and you get drunk by potions!
(10) - 42% of the Trickster Community is formed with people below 70 IQ Points
(11) - Remember the bans by a 'Hacked GM Account' during closed beta?

[illhul]

oh hax masterpiece :shock:
PS: u ended it too early lol

[Nyarurato]

Chapter Three:
AFTERMATH


When [SSJ]BuffaMax died, the stupidity remained. This huge sum of stupidity and noobness has to go somewhere, so it went to the location of its last owner, Trickster Online. It was two years later before NTreev recovered from the deadly blow dealt by [SSJ]BuffaMax. They re-opened Trickster Online and re-invited older, much more sensible players. Soon, there are almost four thousand legit players playing trickster again. From the groups of older players came newer, stupider ones. And soon, Trickster went back to its old bustling self, filled with little fail and stupidity and way more win than before. Most players forgotten about [SSJ]BuffaMax, but some of them dint. In some point of time, the community was replaced by new comers, where the older players teaches them to be sensible and intelligent and soon everyone has forgotten who is [SSJ] BuffaMax. Little did they know that this was when the stupidity and failure left by [SSJ]Buffamax begun its quake in collecting and manifesting itself into a more potent, much more powerful form of stupidity, the true meaning of pure, physical failure. En du va Stupidity.

En du va Stupidity affects the NPC population and NTreev servers. It not only clouds NPC's minds from matters thats most important to them, but even causing SERVER LAG after every patch. There are tonnes of other NPCs affected by the fail left behind by [SSJ]BuffaMax, and a good example would be Poppuri, who split into five different Poppuris all together. Some of these bits of failure went into the minds of two other NPC where we once loved dearly; Compounder Nate and Blacksmith Marx. They were once hard working men, striving to create the masterpieces of equipment where little but only the elite posses the power to wield. Now, the failure clouds their minds, never ever to be able to concentrate on refining or compounding equipments for us, the now hated Compounder Nate and Blacksmith Marx stays on one of the lowest and least stable state of pure failure, therefore explaining why they could give us average to good compounds at time. NPC Miranda Watty too was one of the few NPCs that would give us pleasure in portalling throughout the Caballa Island region. Shes now replaced by the twins, Pachi and Kochi, which some could say were born into this world during the time where [SSJ]BuffaMax died. This would explain the reason about why they could not provide us with quality teleporting service because, just like [SSJ]BuffaMax, they're just Galder Hungry.

En du va Stupidity then moved on to Coral Beach, where some of these newbies who brings about failure and stupidity gave it strength and power, enough power, to form a physical tower of pure stupidity; codenamed as “Chaos Tower”.

This tower, visited by millions of players every day, now stands as a monument for [SSJ]BuffaMax. Where players fight eternally and stupidly against overpowered monsters that uses reused sprites, doing drilling quests where they are required to bring a relatively small fragment of pure failure for the NPCs that collects those stupidity and completing the stupid tower by means of a delusional Eclipse. At the top of the tower stays the spiritual form of [SSJ]BuffaMax, one of the most elite buffaloes ever to exist in Trickster Online. Many says that its him in his spiritual form, others say it’s his soul or just the consciousness of his mind, protected by the power of lower levelled monsters that’s stupidly overpowered through boosting.

May the person who at the end get to fight with [SSJ]BuffaMax live to tell the tale, and may you get the chance to call him "Noob". But remember, so long as [SSJ]BuffaMax’s spiritual form stays in the tower, its possible for him to gather enough failure to gain a physical form. The form of a buffalo, whereas to rampage freely in the arena as before in his former glory...

The end :shock:

P.S. I'm too lazy to make the story any longer ;A;, included a section about Tower of Stupidity which was formed by the stupidity of all players from trickster online where the purest form of stupidity and fail which manifested in itself but... So I'm going to just end it like this :< Hope you guys enjoyed it! AND REMEMBER. THIS SCENARIO IS ALL POSSIBLE 8D

BTW: I made him die :< IS that downtrodden enough? 8D

[DSFARGEG]

Originally Posted by Nyarurato

[SSJ]BuffaMax died the next day from the pressure. Its all too much for his mind and body. But before he died, the failure which he called life flashed pass before him and he felt a pang of hopelessness. Why was he so stupid to waste his life on a computer game? Why dint he make more friends online? Why, why why... With the whole sea of unanswered questions, [SSJ]BuffaMax left for the better, not even to call out when life was whisked away from him right before first light of morning as the warm sun rays hit his lifeless face...

So did he drop any super compounded weopen or any lvl 11 eqs?

[Nyarurato]

No, for him being such a stucked up nub who wants everything to himself 8D
Charity is not in any of his language.

[SheepFromKFC]

yay good story kago <33

[Nyarurato]

EPIC STORY IS EPIC! 8DDD
Kago lieks write crazy stories but...
Lazy

[bot2k]

STUPIDITY

[Nyarurato]

Stupidity rulez!

[Norenos]

Most epic story ever! I loved it 8D